Crypto Therapy Checklist 🧾
☐ Kick hard the nuts of the guy who said it was easy (he's a barista now. justice served.)
☐ Accept you're not becoming a DeFi millionaire this decade (the devs are on a beach. you are not on that beach.)
☐ Accept the Lambo is not coming this year. Or the next. (the bus pass still works tho)
☐ Be resilient. Touch grass. Survive the bear. (diamond hands? more like smooth rocks. still counts.)
☐ You chose your path — now shut up and focus on it (stop checking the charts every 4 minutes and go build something)